Lap Band Surgery
My girlfriends and I love to shop. We always take a few hours every week to go shopping and bond. One time one of my girlfriends bought waist bands. We asked her why she bought waist bands because she’s not even fat. In fact, she’s very slim and she’s got killer abs. We even envy her figure. She told us she’s going to put it around her legs to make it slimmer. So she stopped going out because she’s wants to put on the band for at least a week. Then, my mom asked me yesterday why she does not come to our house anymore. I just told her she’s having a lap band procedure. You know, band in her lap minus the surgery. I can’t forget the expression on my mom’s face.
